Things That make Me laugh

. Billy Connolly’s HILARIOUS description of a colonoscopy. I watch this every time I need a guaranteed belly laugh

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A woman was sipping on a glass of wine while sitting on the patio with her husband and she says, “I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever live without you.”
Her husband asks, “Is that you, or the wine talking?”
She replies, “It’s me…talking to the wine.”

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Maybe You Should Get A Dog

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Shampoo alert!
As I was conditioning my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read my shampoo bottle. I am in shock! The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my entire body says “for extra volume and body”! Seriously, why have I not noticed this before? Now I understand why I am so “full-figured”!
Tomorrow I am going to start using “Dawn” dish soap. It says right on the lable “dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove.”
It pays to read the warning labels my friends!

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To Everyone Who Loves Dogs.

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A Pets Direct Quiz

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0LvKg5aCG0&feature=player_embedded

HOW TO TRAIN A HUMAN
by Charlie Wersterfer (translated by Clara Wersterfer)

When you first acquire your human family, it a big help if you
are a cute little puppy. (Not that you can’t train them once you reach
doghood, but it takes longer. They expect more from an adult.)
Humans train easier if you give them lots of big ole sloppy kisses
to reward them when they get something right.
When I arrived at my forever home, I was a cutie, weighing in at
two pounds at eight weeks old. A little Rat Terrier, brown and white
spotted like a Pinto pony, plus giving lots of kisses to everyone –it
made me an attractive package.
Once you have gotten this far, and won their trust, the next step
is in basic training.
First, you have to learn to bark when you want them to do something
for you. Remember while barking, wag the tail and look happy. If you
have no tail, wag the little butt. When you want to go out, run to
the door, look back to see if the human understands what you want.
If he/she does not follow you, return to them and back to the door.
They will soon catch on unless they are dumber than rocks.
If you are on the sofa and want down, do not jump as you could
injure yourself and need a trip to the vet, costing money which might
anger your human. Rather, yip as loudly as possible until someone comes
to help you. Look happy and run in circles when placed on the floor.
Give big kisses.
Some nights your bladder won’t make it through the night. Here’s
what to do. Gently lick your human on the forehead or cheek. Give little
bitty kisses. Do not bark as humans get irritated when awakened from
sleep with barking. If the kisses do not work, scratch ever so slightly
on the covers until they awaken.
The best way to get fed from the table is to sit beside the person
who usually feeds you and look pitiful. You may bark softly just once
to let them know you are there, cock your head to one side and look as
happy and expectant as possible. If this doesn’t work, you may nag a
little more with another bark and sitting up on your rear. This usually
gets a reward.
When you want a lap to sit on, try whining, laying on your back
and looking cute.
Don’t forget, it takes a lot of patience to train humans. Some of
them do not catch on right away and you must repeat things over and over.
Don’t give up because they will eventually learn to recognize what
you want by the sounds you make. They do not understand doggie lingo,
but rather the inflection you put on barks, yips, yelps and whining.
Keep at it until you have them under your paw and performing on command.
Hope this is helpful to other furguys and furgals.

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Not only is the guy on the far right hilarious, but the one to the immediate right is funny because of his non-reaction for so long.
Watch the poor guy on the far right………

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Julia sent this to me today

This made me laugh, and I thought of your poodles.

http://www.2pep.com/extreme-funny-stuff/crazy-fun-cool-images-super-dogs-creatively-groomed-to-look-like-animals-worlds-funniest-hilarious-pictures.html

I think Brie would make a pretty fairy!