Aug 9, 2011
“What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.” ~Cindy Garner
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Aug 8, 2011
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it. ~Jackie Gleason
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July 25,2011
“Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.”
— Jerry Seinfeld
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June 26, 2011
The two biggest sellers in bookstores are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it.
Andy Rooney
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June 20, 2011
We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons. ~Alfred E. Newman
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If God had intended us to follow recipes,
He wouldn’t have given us grandmothers.
~Linda Henley
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May 30, 2011
“Until one has loved an animal, a part of one’s soul remains unawakened.”
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May 27,2011
“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.”
— Erma Bombeck
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May 22, 2011
Dogs are really people with short legs in fur coats.
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May 19, 2011
Properly trained, a man can be dog’s best friend.
Corey Ford
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May 10, 2011
When someone asks if you’d like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
Lisa Loeb
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April 30, 2011
“Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It’s a grain. It’s like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem.”
— James Patterson
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April 27,2011
Fish, to taste right, must swim three times — in water, in butter and in wine.
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April 20,2011
And the drumroll please…for Julia Child!
“You have to eat to cook. You can’t be a good cook and be a noneater. I think eating is the secret to good cooking.”
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April 10, 2011
“Dogs are minor angels, and I don’t mean that facetiously. They love unconditionally, forgive immediately, are the truest of friends, willing to do anything that makes us happy, etcetera. If we attributed some of those qualities to a person we would say they are special. If they had ALL of them, we would call them angelic. But because it’s “only” a dog, we dismiss them as sweet or funny but little more. However when you think about it, what are the things that we most like in another human being? Many times those qualities are seen in our dogs every single day– we’re just so used to them that we pay no attention.”
— Jonathan Carroll
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April 6, 2011
If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
Phil Pastoret
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April 1, 2011
“How can a nation be called great if its bread tastes like kleenex?”
— Julia Child
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March 29,2011
Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check her into the Betty Crocker Clinic.”
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March 25,2011
“The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.”
— Julia Child
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March 24, 2011
Man, unlike the animals, has never learned that the sole purpose of life is to enjoy it.
— Samuel Butler
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March 21, 2011
Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of those pieces. ~Judith Viorst
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March 20, 2011
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
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March 18,2011
I’ve learned pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake…
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March 16, 2011
“We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.” — David Mamet
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March 15, 2011
“Unattended children will be given a shot of espresso and a free puppy.”
— Sign hanging in Darwins Ltd. Coffee Shop
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March 14, 2011
Dogs are our link to paradise. They don’t know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring, it was peace.
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March 13,2011
“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.”
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March 12, 2011
“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
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March 11,2011
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
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March 10,2011
“The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.” — Mahatma Gandhi
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March 9,2011
“You have seen that look.
The way a young painter looks at a Rembrandt or Titian.
The way Liz Taylor looks at
Richard Burton.
The way Zsa Zsa looks at mink.
That’s how a poodle looks at
its master.”
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March 8,2011
“When I’m old and gray, I want a house by the sea . . . And a damn good kitchen to cook in.” — Ava Gardner (1922-1990),
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